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Wein ist (meist) auch ein äußerst gutes Investment:
Die schönsten Momente im Leben
Meine erste Flasche über 30 Euro!
"I'd like this Pinot Noir, but I can't afford it
- and I own the winery."
"What makes a man obsess over the last
drop of wine in a bottle? - exactly $599,99."
"The greatest wine in my collection? Why, it's my '45
Chateau Palmer, and, oh, what a coincidence, it's right here!"
"Griech ich nun Wein!?"
Griechen verschärfen Finanz-Desaster
"Of course the biggest difference between investing in wines,
as opposed to stocks is the way in which they crash."
"Ooh, this is an old one. I'll bet it's worth its weight in oil."
"Heads, it's the mortgage payment,
tails, it's 1st growth Bordeaux."
"Am I the only guy at this table who remembers when this
stuff was merely two hundred and fifty Dollars a bottle?"
"What do you have in investment-grade reds?"
"Throw it out? It's worth more!
That's $27 worth of wine spilled on a $12 tie."
"The kidnappers demand $50.000 for my '82 Haut Brion?
That's an insult! - make out a check for $80.000!"
"Jede dieser Flaschen ist ein
"Wie in der Bundesliga."
"I was doing okay in the stock market until I
started investing too heavily in liquid assets."
"The $1, 5 trillion deficit wouldn't sound nearly as bad if they
expressed in in bottles of Chateau Lafite Rothschild."
"Tja - wir müssen
"Für die Flasche hab'
ich 150 Euro auf den
"Do you take coupons?"
"The Wine Advisor
gave it a 96..."
"I'll take a case."
"Geez- this wine
"Why dont they just call it Chateau Sit-Down-Before-
"Excuse me, waiter, change that order to the
'09 Grüner Veltliner - my dad doesn't know
crap about wine."
...auch für kommende Generationen, die man allerdings schon frühzeitig auf den richtigen Umgang mit diesem
"Liquid Asset" vorbereiten sollte :
"Angular, edgy, nuanced? Better
than the flabby Zinfandel we had
last night? This is absolutely the
last time you give Jeremy a sip of
"Jim wants to name her Chateau de la Comte
du Seine Auberge, the wine we drank on our
honeymoon. I'd settle for Jane."
"No disrespect, but if the young gentleman
suggests the Chanson Beaune Greve
Burgundy over the Chambol Musigny, I'm
inclined to believe him."
"I'm teaching him
to drink sensibly!"
"And what else does your dad do
other than drinking wine, Tom?"
"The reason they come in packages of three is simple:
Two for your brother and one for your father."
"Excellent grape jelly, mother - I detect Macabeo,
Arinto, Rotgipfler, and just a hint of Hondarrabi Zuri."
"Would it bother you if Jack turned out French?"
"It's so much easier now that the children are our age."
"Who will carry on when Im gone?
All my kids are in recovery."
"You're laying down that bottle for when Rich graduates from
college? Don't you ever want to drink it?"
Die können sagen
was sie wollen.
Irgendwie riechen die
"I can see the
"I'm not putting it out. There's enough oak in this
Chardonnay to keep this fire going all night."
"It's very woody."
"Someday, you may thank me for breaking
what was becoming, in this family,
a viscous cycle of inheritance.
"It's not like dad left you out of the will. It says I get the
contents of the wine cellar... and you get the corks."
jedoch sind weder "holzige"...
"This one's kerosene, the other's Chardonnay."
"The Oaky Cellars oak-soaked, double oakified Chardonnay,
with extra oak and oak chunks? - Yes, it's a bit oaky."
"Nur weil Leo mal wieder Blähungen hat,
heisst es dann wir würden den Wein
"How did I fill all this for only $ 75.00?
Easy, I only collect corked wines."
"Superb! Une qualitée excep-
tionelle, portugiesische Korkeiche,
Jahrgang 1983, Gewinner der
"Und das ist
"For the last time - how
long have you been
THE WINE RACK
"Du bist doch nicht
ganz dicht, Mann!"
"...at last, the woman of my dreams..."
"This cork idea of yours is great! How do you get it out?"
"Vino News only rates this wine with a 2 - but the cork got a 10!"
"How many times did you think you could get away with
using the term 'bouchon d'expedition' on the first date?"
"Bugger! It's corked!"
"So, who's up for seeing volume two of my cork collection?"
"Hang on sir, I'll see if I can
find one with a screw top"
wine is corked!"
Eins stand jetzt schon fest:
Der Wein stammt aus dem Baumarkt.
"The review said drinking this wine is like
drinking a Rembrandt. All I taste is the frame."
"Talk about oaky..."
...oder gar unbekömmliche Weine zweifelhafter Herkunft weiterzuempfehlen:
"It's no longer 'box wine'.
The classy term is'Cardbordeaux'”.
"You travelled 6,000 miles because someone recommen-
ded Chateau Grande Magnifique? Well, buddy, here it is!"
"Umlauts. It happens every time."
for it by