Wein-Cartoons VIII

"I christen this child..."

"Ich bin gern Insekt."

"Ich bin gern in Bier."

"Mmmh.. a pulsating little red"

"Hi! We're having about 8,000 friends over tonight and I need something light and fruity that goes well with aged horse manure."

Fazit: Wein und Champagner bergen zwar einige Risiken, sind aber trotzdem tierisch lecker!

"Look who just blew in from Bordeaux."

"Hau wech, den Scheiß"

"AB-negativ. Schweineteuer, aber lecker."

Dekadente Zecken

PhylloxeraRemorse

"N-o-o-o-o, all that tasty cheese in Wisconsin wasnt good enough! You had to insist that we move to Napa Valley!"

"I finally remembered - red with hunter, white with fisherman."

"Hold up a sec! I'm feeling really guilty about all the destruction we've havoced in vineyards around the world... okay, I'm over it."

"Red wine makes them live longer, but they get to be a real pain."

"It has a timid nose with the usual notes of oak and vanilla."

"I can't believe you're drinking Merlot."

"My wife would like to see your wine list."

"Smells alright to me, but then, everything smells alright to me."

....besonders bei Familienfeiern:

Some day, my prince will come. Until then, I drink wine.

Wine Princess

SAVE WATER. DRINK WINE.

Aber es gibt natürlich noch viele andere Gründe, den edlen Rebensaft zu genießen:

"I read about it last night. Now I want some."

Ob rot, ob weiß, Hauptsache blau!

"Hey, you should be thanking us for improving your cluster-to-leaf-ratio!"

"Hoffentlich gibt's wenigstens einen ordentlichen Kater!"

"98 points? I've got more than that on my left elbow!"

Wein-maraner

"Of course I will have to charge you corkage!"

"This is a Merlot. I distinctly asked for a Cabernet Sauvignon."

"We've spared no expense on the aperitif!"

"Raise your tails!!"

"Sollst nicht leben wie ein Hund!"

"You know, our health plan doesn't cover dental."

"Yes,Polly wants a cracker to cleanse her palate. Then Polly wants a hit of that 2009 Rioja."

"Is that wine I smell on your breath, my dear?"

"Coq au vin"

LAMB- RUSCO

Red Bully

"If I ever go missing, I want my picture on a wine bottle instead of a milk carton. This way, my friends will know I'm missing."

WINE MAKES ME HAPPY

"Darf es noch ein Glas sein?" "Was heisst 'ein'? Sagte ich nicht ich hätte großen Kummer zu bewältigen?"

"Weil der schneller dröhnt als Bier!"

"Und weshalb trinken Sie Wein?"

Vinum lac senum

So I could drone on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on

I drink wine